Quit eating your trail mix and dropping it on the floor while you watch tv. I know you don't think it's a big deal and you don't get why I'm a shrew about it.
Remember my friend whose daughter has the life-threatening nut allergy?
Remember my cousin's son who ASPIRATED a peanut into his LUNG!?
Yes, I will continue to nag at you every single damn time I find a nut on the floor. And if I have to fish another one out of the baby's mouth I'm seriously going to think about kicking your ass, even if you ARE my father!
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