Things I Never Said

Doesn't Swistle have good ideas?

1. I wonder if I would be thin and in shape if I'd married you instead, because now I don't get any exercise and I know you would have made me.

2. I don't understand why you got more guys than I did because I know I'm a lot prettier than you.

3. Well, then again, you're also stupid.

4. I just don't like the things you like. Stop trying to make me.